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LIBERAL TEARS

Powered by 100% Organic Salt. The only renewable energy source that matters.

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WHY $TEARS?

Every time someone gets cancelled, every time a safe space is violated, every time a pronoun is misused, the supply of $TEARS grows stronger.

We are the first token backed entirely by the unlimited renewable energy of outrage. While other coins rely on utility, we rely on pure, unadulterated cope.

The Salt Standard

Unlike fiat currency which prints endlessly, the salt production from the timeline is truly infinite.

Trump watching the cope

GLOBAL TRIGGER MAP

Deploy $TEARS to active conflict zones.

Safe Space Breach (CA)
Pronoun Crisis (UK)

> DETECTING COPE SPIKE IN SECTOR 7...

> DEPLOYING MEME SQUADRON ALPHA...

> INTERCEPTED COMM: "That's offensive!"

> TARGET ACQUIRED: UNIVERSITY CAMPUS...

> UPLOADING TEARS.EXE...

ACTIVE MISSIONS

Operation: Reality Check

CRITICAL

Funding a speaker tour to universities.

Project: No Filter

ACTIVE

Distributing pocket constitutions.

Legal Defense Fund

ONGOING

For meme makers banned on platforms.

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POLYTI-BET MARKET

Put your $TEARS where your mouth is.

CLASSIFIED

DECLASSIFICATION IMMINENT

Clearance Level: Patriot
Coming Soon

CANCELLATIONS

Will a Late Night Host apologize this week?

Vol: 12M $TEARS Ends in 2d
ELECTIONS

Next Cabinet Member to be Fired?

Vol: 45M $TEARS Live
CULTURE WAR

Will 'Woke' be said >100 times on news today?

Vol: 8M $TEARS Daily Mkt

HALL OF TEARS

Live feed of the latest breakdowns from the timeline.

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*Feed provided by X. We are not responsible for the levels of cringe displayed above.

TOKENOMICS

1 Billion

Total Supply

0% TAX

Buy / Sell

Taxation is theft.

BURNED

Liquidity Pool

THE AGENDA

PHASE 1

The Triggering

  • Launch Website
  • Deploy Contract
  • 1,000 Telegram Patriots
PHASE 2

Meme Warfare

  • Trend on X (formerly Twitter)
  • Launch Polyti-Bet Market
  • CEX Listings
PHASE 3

Global Domination

  • Flip the Woke Coins
  • Tears Reservoir Full Capacity
  • To The Moon 🚀

HOW TO COLLECT TEARS

1

Create a Wallet

Download Phantom or MetaMask. Don't ask us how, look it up.

2

Get some SOL

You need gas to fuel the rocket.

3

Swap for $TEARS

Click here to launch Jupiter and buy instantly.